YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
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well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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