so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
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He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
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She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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