you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
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they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
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I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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