Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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