sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
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I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
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When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
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