my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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