I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
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he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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