Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
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Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
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just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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