Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
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Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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