Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
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I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
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Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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