I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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