you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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