Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
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The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
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Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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