WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
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Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
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You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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