Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
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MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
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He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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