One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
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FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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