he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
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I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
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Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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