Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
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Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
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I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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