Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
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apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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