You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
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Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
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CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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