were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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