Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
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Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
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No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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