What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
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Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
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In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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