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She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
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I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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