they need to just BURY HIM!
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
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Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
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I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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