Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
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Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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