yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
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Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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