its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
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it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
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I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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