well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
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I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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