Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
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He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
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Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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