he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
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We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
She even gives head with a lisp.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
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Like the friend zone has no room for winks
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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