i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
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And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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