if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
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Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
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I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
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