nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
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No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
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The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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