I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
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Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
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Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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