I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
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Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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