The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
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Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
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I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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