i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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