We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
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He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
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Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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