She is in my trunk
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
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Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
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Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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