somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
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Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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