After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
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totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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