Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
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Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
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My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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