Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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