only if we run a train.
done.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
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Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
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Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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