Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
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boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
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I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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