problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
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i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
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Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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