from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
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Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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