used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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