Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
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you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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